El Jefe

General

El Jefe, otherwise known as "Shitbox Rustbucketu", is So Flo's means of transport. Jefe is known to be an amphibious vehicle, as well as an overall piece of garbage. If Jefe manages to hit 50 mph, Jefe is rumored to implode violently. Known by No Flo as the "chariot of the golden God", Jefe is actually just trash and constantly has internal issues. Piloted by So Flo, people transported in Jefe include every member of the Cringe Crew. Jefe every so often makes crusades to White Castle, pickups for crew members, and visits to the Oracle of Burger's lair.

The Seat Belt Incident

Jefe is known to have many issues, and with these issues many close calls while piloted. Upon a fateful encounter with a moving red car, Jefe had almost bit the dust. Due to this, Cammy had been horrified during the encounter, demanding and expressing his horror by stating "Dude, where's the seat belt?!" multiple times. Overall, the incident ended in a draw and both vehicles had survived.

The DQ Catastrophe

Jefe had made a trip to Dairy Queen's lair, an area where the heroes So Flo, Cammy, Bop Louie, and z.z.chase had been looking to refuel after battle. Having taken too long re energizing with the Dairy Queen's gifts. It actually wasn't that catastrophic, and they just were late to school after. No Flo got supervised the next day for not having an ID, so that was dumb I guess.