Col.Tushfinger

The Coolest Dude

This was not written by Dan i swear. Dan is the coolest due as of part 12. After the Danpocolypse he baceame so cool that he transcended the Cringe Crew and using Epitaph he was able to forsee and avoid the tradgedy of Extra Life. Therefore he is a golden god and does not feed in Smite unlike Roe Rann