Team Mom

Kylau "Team Mom" Ren is an important character in the Cringe Crew, and is almost solely referred to as "Team Mom" or just "Mom" over the course of the series, however she is also known as "Ayahoes" to some people. She is the sister of Col. Tushfinger, and used to date the Snake Slayer. Now she is on her own and does Team Mom things for another group of losers

Appearance
Shaped like a friend.

Personality
Mom is a kind and gentle soul, she takes care of all of her "children" ans friends, and loves them all equally. She generally is calm, but can be occasionally strict with the rest of the Cringe Crew if they're starting to get out of hand. She does not desire justice, she simply desires peace and quiet.

Team Mom

 * She is Mom. That's it. That's what she does.

History
She appears late in the series, not appearing in season one at all.

In Season 18 she was shunned by the group and kicked the fuck out. With Snake Slayer no longer dating her and no engagements with main characters such as Corporal Dick, Mr. Empathy, and Teddy Bear Dorrito, she had to move on with her life. Team Mom was now Team Gone.

Cringe Crew Members
She is Mom. She cares for everyone in the Cringe Crew as if they were her own children, even going to far as to refer to them as her sons and daughters.

Col. Tushfinger
Col. Tushfinger is her adopted brother, and was hurt the most by him after his betrayal of the cringe crew.

Quotes

 * "What the fuck is a provo?"
 * "If you stab cream cheese, it won't die."
 * "My life has too much panic, not enough disco."
 * "Bears with bears attached to their bear paws."
 * "CAT."
 * "m e and zahc brok eu p"
 * "Oum Surru"

Trivia

 * She used to be in a romantic relationship with the Snake Slayer, but because of spacing issues seperated.
 * She is not actually the mother of anybody in the cringe crew, she is just referred to as such.